"It's all about CATS and FOOD and SEX"

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sagihairius
tokingwitharafat

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

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i’m crying

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21474

Musta on hienoa ku ihmiset jaksaa ulista siitä että ihmiset juo tyylii jotain coca colaa, koska sillä voi siivota esim. vessan.


Mutta samaan aikaan niillä ei oo mitään ongelmaa syödä juttuja jotka säilötään etikassa, eli samassa litkussa joka on ehkä yks vahvimmista joka kodin siivousaineista ja jolla mä just äskön VAHINGOSSA poistin vedenkeittimen vastuksesta ruosteet.